Why are We So Gullible About Horoscopes And Astrology? — Time to Get Real

It’s all fake

“You are always born under the wrong sign, and to live in this world properly you have to rewrite your own horoscope day by day.”
― Umberto Eco, Foucault’s Pendulum

“While a Sagittarian tends to be candid, there’s also a part of them that could be described as being more devious than Pisces, more deceptive than Gemini and more carnal than Scorpio.”
― Rosemary Breen, Horoscope Compatibility for All the Zodiac Signs

I even played the lottery

Today is going to be awful

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